Eddie took his girlfriend to her first football game.
they had great seats right behind their team bench.
after the game,he asked her how she liked the experience.
it was great, especially the tight pants and all the big muscles."she said."but i just can't understand why they were killing each other over 50 cents.
"what do you mean?"eddie asked dumbfounded.
"well,i saw them flip a coin,and one team got it,"she explained.
"and then for the rest of the game,all them kept screaming was,'GET THE QUATERBACK!GET THE QUATERBACK!'
Hel-hello!it's only 50 cents."